Because we are not entertained.

Correct!

Big deal, I was Time’s Person of the Year in 2006.

Dies

Points for some, miniature American flags for others!

I’m excited about the Voter Apathy Party!

Big if true

Anon ain’t got no alibi? Does that mean they’re U G L Y?

Why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Anybody remember the Batusi?

Your wife don’t understand you, but I do

Al, let’s have sex.

The only good thing that came out of the prequels was the pod racing game on the Nintendo 64.

I’m telling you Lenny I’ve seen teams suck before, but those were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked.