Mine is catching up on me Diddy stories with video game dungeon (literal dungeon, like in a castle) music playing in the background + glass of wine and/or in combination with a nice vape topped with an obligatory sense of personal superiority hahah!

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    7 days ago

    A while ago I was gifted a towel warmer, and it’s just been collecting dust cuz for its intended purpose, it’s worthless… like, it warms towels? the things hanging in the warm steamy bathroom? the humidity from the shower does that on its own…

    Froze my ass off going from apartment to car a few weeks ago, it it clicked that we literally own a little clothes oven! So now when I wake up, first thing I do is turn it on and shove my coat and a beanie into that fucker, then by the time I’m ready to leave, my gear is like fresh-out-of-the-dryer toasty, so I put on my shell of pure heat, and I’ve got a little thermal bubble that follows me to my car. By the time it wears off, the car’s heater is starting to kick in.

    Mornings this winter have been a lot more comfortable that previous years!

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    7 days ago

    Working 60 hours a week so your cats can have premium Dr Elsey Litter™, your kids can get Hot Wheels Ultimate Garages™ and Barbie Dreamhouses™ for Christmas, and so you never run out of Pampers™. And so you can get a premium comfort banana cleaner device for cheap. May your cats be happy, your kids scream as if they got a NINTENDO 64!!! Oh My GAWD!!!, your babies be dry and comfy, and your bananas be clean.

    But to really answer the question, riding a $1000 e-scooter I bought for $600 and eating meals that cost between $30 and $60. And saving for future rent WHEN I fucking win a housing lottery. Thanks Amazon!