WTF indeed! I hate “smart” devices.

Losing muscle might be part of goal here? Though if you follow the workout routines in this and are actually the type to need a “couch to 5k” routine, you’ll probably gain muscle in the legs.

My fridge is far too old for beeping, my stove is pretty new but doesn’t do any beeps for base functions (maybe if I used the oven’s timer function, but I can’t be bothered to learn how that works), and my kitchen is far too small for stuff like microwaves or rice cookers (wouldn’t even know where to store a rice cooker when I’m not using it …).

My oven makes a click noise when it has reached temperature, not sure if that is intentional sound design or just inherent to the mechanism. They could probably have made it noiseless if they wanted to, so I suppose it’s doing the equivalent of a beep?

My toaster and kettle don’t beep … now that I think about it, I don’t have any device that actually beeps when it’s done.

I live in a walkable city and mostly only go out to go to the supermarket or post office. My physical health sucks, I fear to even imagine how bad it would be if I drove everywhere by car.

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But Starbucks coffee is also burned, but more because the beans are roasted too hard (which makes sense if you’re going to pour one espresso into a pint of milk, but it sucks if you drink it without milk).

That’s not true in most of northern, central or eastern europe, and arab coffee drinkers traditionally use neither.

Good catch! It’s a pretty great font btw, there aren’t that many sans-serif fonts that differenciate between l and I. And it looks kinda cute.

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I have ~4 mpbs upload ;-;

Unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of internet speed …

The Baba Is You dev is a beautiful cinnamon roll and he has cute cats!

Finding a good place for the offsite copy and keeping it reasonably fresh can be pretty hard.

Now I’m a bit jealous!

Did it not work as intended, though?

WTF, why don’t your coffee shops just let you sweeten your coffee yourself? I’ve never seen that anywhere with stuff like cafe con leche.

You’re ordering sweetened coffee? You mean like those coffee-milkshakes with flavored syrup?

I use way less citrus and I usually reduce the sugar as well to balance. Sours with classic ratios completely clobber the alcoholic ingredients for me (which might kind of be the point). I tend to make Ti’ Punches instead of sours.

Paper Plane definitely needs more bourbon than the classic recipe states, and I usually replace the Nonino with a more herbal amaro like Averna or Jägermeister. Arguably it’s not a Paper Plane anymore at that point, but I definitely like my version better than the original.

Implying I don’t also hate people my age and people older than me.