Nah, that can’t be true…

(One Google search later)

Holy Shit this is absolutely not the same guy.

80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

The little engine that could… of saved a life.

Next week: thomas the tank in gender swap.

0mg, O’ Mg? Omg!

Calm down, he’s just the hired mercenary.

Just like all porn if it’s not your kink you won’t get it.

I mean companies don’t pay if you don’t see the ads, they just show the ads to someone else and you didn’t pay if you see the ads.

This could easily be because the top handle is in a more convenient spot so everyone uses it and nobody uses the bottom one, I can’t think of a reason someone would be so inconsiderate as to not wash there hands but so altruistic that they go out of there way to use the inferior objectively worse handle. And human nature would say nobody is going to care about the slightly inconvenient option after it gets boring, don’t believe me? Then why do so many people choose the convenient less boring option of not washing their hands?

I would expect the wise old man in the mountain to understand what an Idiot is.

(phone ring): Dooot Dooot do DOOOOOT.

Hello?

This is god.

Oh hey the sign on the church said we had bad reception in here and you wouldn’t call.

This call is regarding your cars extended warranty.

God damn it.

That’s blasphemy.

Don’t do it unless it makes you happy and remember it inherently emotionless state so you can objectively never do it.

This is no longer a joke since YouTube is blocking all third party ones in favor of there ability to skip sponsors on premium accounts.

I don’t think anyone noticed the shadow of the barber strangling the guy.

I agree that’s why I don’t listen to all the hater’s who say my distro Choice of Android Tv is bad.

This is more historic than a meme, the majority of those “Spices” were addictive drugs.

It’s ok, they don’t work for themselves they work for an entity that legally requires them to prioritize profits, they have to endorse the murder of CEO’s up to and including themselves in cases of conflict.

Oh, good more distro fragmentation that’s exactly what the community needs.

Actors who have played Picard: